Chapin Noel

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Dracoex: Hi Croc! ready for work?

Croc: You betcha!

Amargo: Hey guys! Today’s theme is Tuesday tulips.

Suzi: Hi guys.

Croc (in a daze): ………….

Suzi: Croc? Cro-oc? Hello-o?

Croc (fainted): …………

Dracorex: Well, he sure is prepared for today’s theme.

Carno: Hey dudes!

Dracorex: What, prehistoric bull?

Carno: I was workin’ out last night!

Dracorex: Why? So you could get stronger to be able to lift a marshmallow?

Croc: HA HA HA AHAHA!

Carno: No…. they wanted me to get a “nice build”.

Dracorex: What do you mean? The biggest thing you can build is a person out of LEGO Duplo.

CSN: Ok Dracorex, were ready!

Dracorex: Oh boy!

Female dracorex: ……….

Dracorex: ……oh girl…!

CSN: I found a female of all of your species; today’s theme is all about romance.

Dracorex: Well, if I get this romance thing… incorrectly… that’s because I’m not from 1788 or sometime.

CSN: Whatever…..

Crew: …..and…. ACTION!

Dracorex: Oh, Marrisa, your eyes shine brighter than the moon in the night’s darkness…

female dracorex: Oh, Lucas, you need nothing else to tell who you are…

Dracorex: (…That sounded wrong….)

Crew: Ok dracos. Get your faces close… no, closer… a little bit closer… Ok, now touch… OK! GOOD!!

Dracorex: (This is wrong!!!)

Both (falling): WA WA WAAAHA! (thump!)

Crew: ……. Big….. fail…….

Dracorex: Please don’t fire me…. this theme is pathetic….

Pie: Oh, well! The (funny) end!

Dracorex: YAY!! I FINALLY GOT THEM TO GIVE ME A DIFFERENT SHOW!

CSN: Seriously, Draco? You know that WE still control what happens.

Dracorex: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Croc: So… Magnificent Monday… wonder what THAT’S supposed to mean.

Dracorex: IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE MAGNIFICENT, DUH!!

Croc: Well, somebody’s a grouch today.

Dracorex: Maybe YOU’RE just dumb.

Croc: ………………

Dracorex: ………O……….K?

CSN: So Dracorex, today you will be going to the Jurassic period today!

Dracorex (mouth wide open): ………………..

Croc (also mouth wide open): ………………..

CSN: Ok crew, bring out the TIME MACHINE!!!!! (echo)

Crew member: Sorry CSN, but we got a TIE machine.We overlooked a lack of the M….

CSN: ………you….WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Dracorex: …….Uh……oh……!

CSN: Well… at least there’s a carnotaurus right there.

Dracorex: A WHAT?!

Carnotaurus: ROAR! ROR! ROAAAAR! ROR?

Dracorex: ………carno? What are you doing here?

Carno: Oh, I just wanted to say hi.

Pie: Oh, come on!

CSN: Well, THAT sure wasn’t too magnificent.

Amargo: Well, that’s the joke!

Everyone: HA HA HA HA!!

Welcome back! Like I promised, I will tell you the cheat code to getting the phoenix that you can’t get any other way. Put in…

ILUVPIE

To get the fiery phoenix (which is VERY sick ) and 100,000 kidzcash.

Believe me, it’s worth it!

Then, enter this code…

EVERYTHINGCLEARANCE

To get everything at the shop for 50 kidzcash (!).

You will be very happy! (and so will your pet)

Then enter…

SODIDTHEFATGUY

To have a fat guy follow you around until you use a catapult.

After doing that, everyone will live happily ever after. (except the fat guy! )

so, I’ll be seeing you next time!

Hey! Kids from my school! Let me introduce you to Chapin’s 2nd greatest club yet: Zenith In Control!!  A fun and amazing club in process, this club might beat the Pokemon club!! Things able to do so far:

CREATE your own character with his or her own career, like ninja or teacher

PIT OFF against friends in the arena, or do some business with your salary, in business or by teaching

ADOPT a pet hamster (best), dog, cat, bird or lizard

BATTLE with your pet against rival pets and get armor for it, or have it help you bribe or teach

LEVEL up through battling or maxing out your paycheck

USE cheats to unlock more cool stuff, and use items to help you in tight situations

and ADVENTURE on a journey after loosing your first battle, going from hospital freak to awesome geek nerd.

Wait, did I just say CHEATS?!

Yes, I did! Now, instead of having to get a “cheat ticket”, you can “access” the cheat online.

today’s cheat is:

ILIKEPIE

write it down, ’cause this offer might come around again in a year.

use this cheat to get the fantasy dragon and 100,000 kidzcoins.

or… Use this cheat at the cheat place…

BADBOYFOREVER

to get the exclusive castaway ripped shirt and matching pants (boy) or the elegant cool j tights (girl) or the option to look like a Pokemon trainer (boy and girl outfits). Enter the cheat twice (after reaching lv 50 and attaining master rank for your career) and you can get the other.

Finaly, one last cheat to wrap it up. Enter…

SAVAGEMAIKIA

to get a dinosaur pet of your choice, 1,000 kidzcash, and every single item for your career.

Tune in next time to see how to get an exclusive phoenix no one else has!

You heard me. Black version and white version. Hey, you know mewtwo and mew? THEY ARE NOT THE MAIN LEGENDARIES!! AND GIRAFARIG ISN’T A STARTER! Look, just click here , here and/or here to view, ok?

that would be nice

EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY! MY DAD IS TURNIG 51! FIFTY ONE! NOW IT’S:

midlife+oneyear.com

See the dumbness? the wierdness? The oddness?

Oh well. Happy B-Day!

-chapin noel

ps: That was just a description dad, don’t take it personaly

THE DRACO SHOW!

Dracorex: Hi everybody!

CSN: Welcome dracorex! Today, we will send you to…

someone: ARGENTINA!

Dracorex: Why do they always have to be commercial places?!

C.A.S.T: Just because.

Dracorex: *sigh*… OK…

IN ARGENTINA…

Dracorex: Ooh! Time machine! Time to visit my buddies!

IN ARGENTINA 123,456,789,192 YEARS AGO…

C.A.S.T: What made him pick that number?

Dracorex: hmm… this seems to be in the middle of nowhere… unless….!!! THE AGE BEFORE the DINOSAURS?!

crocodilian:GRAA!

Dracorex: AHHH!

croc: haha! gotcha!

Dracorex (soaking wet): not.. funny..!

Pie: THE END!

CHAPTER ONE

BASIC SPRITES

Sprites come in many different colors

Sprites are also sometimes classified by color. EG:

pink sprite blue sprite black sprite.

There are also sprites that are named because of THE color. There are color sprites 1-48 ABOUT

Each one is different, yet they are all the same breed: COLOR

There is  COLOR, HABITAT, and DARK.
DARK are evil sprites, that feed on Black (notice how it was capitalized)

COLOR is the one we were talking about

and HABITAT is based on where to find them

SPRITES THAT HAVEN’T BEEN CLASSIFIED:

ultimate sprite, spiritual sprite, dark sprite glob, Black and others

There is also the EXPLOSIVE breed, too

Sprites classified in HABITAT can have even more classification than just that!

there is the WOOD,MOUNTAIN,PLAIN,OCEAN,BEACH,SUMMIT and others

Some sprites aren’t actually sprites, but are considered so.

For instance, not every grass is green, and not every goo is an amoeba, or cell.

SPRITES THAT AREN”T:

dark sprite glob, Black.

But both are not a “fresh” sprite.

Fresh means nature made. contaminated means dark-created. from the darkness.

also, there is the PREHISTORIC sprite classification.

PREHISTORIC SPRITES:

tyranosprite, pterosprite, carnosprite, and  ankylosprite.

revived from fossils, these are sprites from another era.

CHAPTER TWO

SPRITE’S  POWERS

sprites have many different powers. Here is a portion of them:

slam, nip, slap, uppercut, sky-high-uppercut, sonic gaze, thunder power, sonic rush, speed boost,

leaf takuna, fire grab, jet aqua, pitch pulse, clobberattack, bone crush, triple threat, quadruple threat, double threat,

single blow, uno k.o. , Spark slam, flora power, heat power, aquatic power, heart attack and much much more.

sprites also have abilities (about half as many as the attacks!)

Overheat, overgrow, drench, on-line, bewildred, ribbon freedom, wonder heal, extra, nature power, scare tactics, bomber, animate, overpower, k.o. passion and many more.

But, there is a sacred sprite, that has a sacred attack, called DOOM SLICE

damage: 200+

accuracy: 100

added effect: If the opponent has more HP than you, OHKO. If not, does major damage.

AP: 3

sprites that can learn: None

about stats:

damage= how much damage

accuracy=how accurate it is

added effect= most attacks have an added effect, making it more special!

AP=activation points. how many times you can use it until  you revive it

CHAPTER THREE:

CONCLUSION

well, I guess it’s time for me to go.

to see the sprites in action, go on spore and search sprite. you should see my sprites.

they’re cool! CU NEXT TIME!

Welcome fans of Dracorex!  Now you can experience a thrilling adventure each… week or so!  Introducing…

THE DRACO SHOW!!

Dracorex: Hi everybody!

CSN: Welcome Draco! Today we are sending you to…

Someone: THE BAHAMAS!

Dracorex: Ooh! On vacation?

CSN: No, for your adventure!

Dracorex: Oh…..

CSN: Well, let’s go!

Dracorex: Uyy! I feel like I just got hit by a meteorite!

CSN: Now, where is he? He’s nowhere on the map…

Croc: BUBBY!

peace sprite: UH-OH! Who let croc out of his cage?!

CAST member: Oops…

Dracorex: Guys! Help! Ack!

CSN: ???

Dracorex: Aaaaaaaaaaaahh! Help me!

CSN: Gya! Somebody! Help that pachycephalosaur!

HELICOPTER RETRIEVES DRACOREX

Dracorex: ……Uhhhh……ngk…..

CSN: Draco! Are you ok?!

Dracorex: Haha! I got you good!

CSN: Sigh… see you next time…

THE END!

Croc: Yummy!